At least when your name is George Dubya Bush and you're in close proximity to anything African.
Also, poor Maya Angelou...Her Madgesty Madonna is surely invading Laureate personal space.
On an unrelated note, Condi is working it. And even Laura Bush hasn't worked "it" since the early '80s.
Enrique Iglesias (still alive and banging Anna K.) speaks to Latina magazine.
We LOVE that Andy from The Bachelor: An Officer and a Gentleman chose Tessa, although we fear she might be really boring in bed. But so might he, so it's a match made in American heaven.
Some "Hairspray"ers crash Oprah:
Rachel Weisz finally reads a "Mummy" script.
Is there room for Stabby Bear???
Shia LeBeouf, Avril, Scar.Jo, and Swan Princess to appear on SNL in April.
And then there was Oprah: Imus is effed.
Big day in Libro World:
Cover art for the new (and last!) Harry Potter
Oprah picks Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road'
