Today co-host Meredith Vieira hit her head on the ice rink at Rockefeller Center Monday during a live segment in which Will Ferrell was promoting his new movie, "Blades of Glory."
Several readers may be surprised to learn that Las Latinas are big figure-skating fans. (What? Like you've ever appreciated the concept of a shoe-machete. Didn't think so.) Luckily, the 2007 Mundo Figure Skating Championships just took place, and our soon-to-be sex-slave, Brian Joubert, performed exceptionally well. (BTW: that, precisely, is what we expect after a few tequila shots, SeƱorito Brian.)
Well, suspend your initial disbelief; Brian, the one-kidneyed, former Miss France-banger, is here to stay, and to him Las Latinas say, Bienvenido. And to you, born-again virgin who reads at home and work, we say, "open your eyes and watch as your body melts."
Being stuck in an office did not agree with these Latina gang members, so we chose rebellion over lies. Our poison is goss and Hollywood our oyster. And the media's darlings are looking very different today...Now tell your puppy to stop licking our toes.