The Dilemma

On the one hand, it is pretty sad that Britney broke down during a music video shoot and jumped into a pool with a random 21-year-old, who later sold the pics to Us Weekly, landing them on the cover.

On the other, the guy is pretty hott, the pool was at L.A.'s Standard Hotel, and neither party complained. In fact, Brit got some and the dude was paid for being a douche - everyone wins and karma smiles upon us.

In the end, however, it's a tragedy.

Britney's kids were probably stuck inside an oven somewhere looking for pie crumbs; the media get to claim that Ms. Spears is on a "tramp-age;" the college student doesn't get to seal the deal because his drunken friend almost drowns; Brit probably thought the youth - Mr. Encinas - was actually in "Encino Man" and was on the up-and-up after getting a role in ABC's upcoming Cavemen.

While we weep, please enjoy the sweet smell of sanity. Someone lost her senses and has lost said privilege.