"Trophy Wives with Their Little Black Books"

Kelly Clarkson's performance at Live Earth reminded us that "How I Feel" is the best song on her new album and needs to be released before summer '07 ends.



Suck it, Clive Davis.

A Little Bit Country, a Poco Rock y Roll

We just cannot get over Reba-Kelly Clarkson duets! Or, we have nothing else to post. Your call.

Friday Pairings

We guess the original Fergie sells Metamusel in her candy shop? (Source)

Another interesting (and more enjoyable) coupling comes to us from el Sur. Reba and Kelly Clarkson singing "Because of You." Both look a little busted, but still cuter than Joss Stone.

No es Bueno: Kelly Clarkson

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly: since u been gone, you've gained some pounds. AND WE'RE OKAY WITH THAT. On its own. But then this...this...blue cow ensemble. Plus the leggings. With the high waistline. Also, the top looks like two animals' stomachs were sewn together after one birthed you.

Critics be damned - we heartily await your new album. If "rock" and "edgy" and "darker" are your aims, Las Latinas stand by you, as fellow independent women must.

In small part because of you, we broke away (and decimated) our childhood gang.

Never again, however, must you put together something so horrid. Never again will we hold back when confronted with the image of a Madison, WI, Halloween parade attendee. Never again will we tell ourselves, Avert your hazel eyes.

Never again.

(Source)

First Look: Kelly Clarkson's New Video

"Never Again"

Click on Me

Britney insists on using the media to use herself.

Las Latinas are pissed at Edward Norton's decision to participate in a Hulk movie. With that out of the way, we realize that a buff Ed Norton is a doable-in-a-double Ed Norton.

THE RETURN OF MENUDO. We were asked to guest-judge, but were eventually deemed "too salty and bloodied" for American audiences.

Excuse us for a sec. Pardon? Jamie Bell is legal? And he's replacing White D'Angelo in "Equus"? We're there.

Listen to Kelly Clarkson's new song, "Never Again," and start memorizing it for eventual karaoke purposes.