Today in Disturbia

Tomkat unleashed the inner gravity-challenged alien at the July 22 “Welcome to America” party the couple threw for Posh and David Beckham in L.A.


Also, Beyonce cannot be stopped:

Sangria & Guacamole!

So loca, it hurts. Las Latinas salute you, Beyonce. C'mon - who else can say "Madrid!" with such divaliciousness?? And who bothers participating in the Alma Awards?

Hermana is an icon.

Beyonce - Irreplaceable live @ 2007 ALMA Awards
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Beyonce Neophyte = Hott Recruit

This kid is the equivalent of the gaytino nephew in Ugly Betty. Prepare to be indoctrinated, amigo.

Too Much Beyonce?
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Something We Want to See More Of

It was recently announced that Beyoncé's crazy ass was going to re-release her latest album, B'Day, with several new songs (such as the - what's the most impolite way of saying this? - HORRID duet with Shakira, "Beautiful Liar") plus a DVD with music videos for pretty much every single track.

Well, some images have leaked and we love what we see. Some videos look terrible and hysterically embarrassing, which is why we're not posting them (save one, which should be obvious to anyone), but most look hott. Even Michelle "Gospel Gal" Williams gets to "Zoolander" her way into a vid!

We'll let you guess what image corresponds to which song. Friday fun, suckas!

March Madness Done Right: Welcome to the Happiest Hour

¡Hola, sexy beasts! Put down your coffee and wheel over your office chair - it's time to introduce ourselves.

This is your new home page, obvi, so assume the position and put that finger on your mouse. Before you refresh your screen already hoping for a new post, here's what Las Latinas are all about. Or, our obsessions. Like 'em or not, we at least know we share Heidegger's passions.

Brangelina. Brandon Flowers (why: his voice, his appearance...the list does not go on and on). LL. Beyoncé. Julian McMahon. Hayley Rey. Kitties, cats, katzes. Holly Madison. Engaged and Underage (hell, most shows on MTV). Jigsaw and his ilk. Sean Faris. Awards Season. Rosie O'Donnell/The View/Rosie's blog. Most things gay. Tattoos on shoulder blades.

The list is not exhaustive, but we felt the need to warn you in advance. Our coverage will be vast; our affair with pop culture shall never be extinguished. Irreverence and randomness = the hottest sashes. Yeah, we spell hott with two Ts.

(Oops, we didn't mean to stab you, but you *are* wearing Uggs.)

We're here for you, Britney, and look forward to your somersaulting back into our lives. Bring the snake.

Oh, and rarely - if ever - will we link to Pink is the New Yesterday's News, so enjoy the exception.

We faced the mean streets and lived to get drunk about it. Managing multiple browser windows is the simplest task, so no employer can deter us.

Finally, eternal thanks to Will.i.tran's name suggestion. Here's to you.

So. Dear Reader: come back soon.