Dammit Kendra

Holly and Bridget hate your ass and with good reason, but you don't always have to work so hard to prove you're the sports-loving black sheep of the trio. Meanwhile, Holly is once again the epitome of perfection (is that redundant? Doesn't matter). Does Holly get pissed at Hef when he hooks it up with Kendra? Is she there watching on the sidelines? Or, the most likely scenario, does Kendra stay far away from the Hef p33n and just hook it up indiscriminately with linebackers and point guards (baseball players are too classy for K) when she can escape the mansion?

On another note, it seems that all the girls have lost weight. A Latina plea: please don't go Bosworth on us, Girls Next Door!

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Lo Amamos

Is Gwen Stefani turning into perfection personifed? That is, is Gwen turning into our beloved Holly Madison?? It seemed that way on American Idol on Tuesday. Gwen's "mentoring" of the contestants showed her dressed in a demure yet adorable sweater, white-blond hair and far teensier than we remembered. A Holly clone! See the below American Idol video for more proof. We can't say we blame her. Holly is a gorgeous creature and she deserves more recognition. Keep it up, Gwen, for Las Latinas heartily approve. Make more babies with Gavin Rossdale, too - but don't be *too* happy in your union with him. We still miss when you were singing about your severe insecurities with the relationship ("Ex-girlfriend" = amazing, as was "Bathwater" until Sanjaya's apocalyptic performance last night).

Mas Caliente

There is but una mujer in the world who rivals Posh Beckham in her perfection. That woman, Holly Madison, is Hugh Hefner's #1 girlfriend and star of the series "The Girls Next Door." If you're not familiar with her, here's a primer: Holly has it all...she's sweet, sexy, not just pretending to love Hef, smart, and clearly hates Kendra as much as Las Latinas do! Hef is not with Kendra for the conversation! Additionally, Holly's not afraid to admit that she's had plenty of plastic surgery to turn her into the hottness that she is today. We like that! Behold, Holly's transformation from Alaskan cutie to Playboy hottie. God, we love her. And okay, we'll admit it: we're just a little jealous. Sleeping with Hef might not be ideal, but living in the mansion, not having to work, and shopping and planning parties all day (Marie Antoinette party, anyone?)...amazing. Worth the old man p33n she deals with? Probably.



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Now!!

March Madness Done Right: Welcome to the Happiest Hour

¡Hola, sexy beasts! Put down your coffee and wheel over your office chair - it's time to introduce ourselves.

This is your new home page, obvi, so assume the position and put that finger on your mouse. Before you refresh your screen already hoping for a new post, here's what Las Latinas are all about. Or, our obsessions. Like 'em or not, we at least know we share Heidegger's passions.

Brangelina. Brandon Flowers (why: his voice, his appearance...the list does not go on and on). LL. Beyoncé. Julian McMahon. Hayley Rey. Kitties, cats, katzes. Holly Madison. Engaged and Underage (hell, most shows on MTV). Jigsaw and his ilk. Sean Faris. Awards Season. Rosie O'Donnell/The View/Rosie's blog. Most things gay. Tattoos on shoulder blades.

The list is not exhaustive, but we felt the need to warn you in advance. Our coverage will be vast; our affair with pop culture shall never be extinguished. Irreverence and randomness = the hottest sashes. Yeah, we spell hott with two Ts.

(Oops, we didn't mean to stab you, but you *are* wearing Uggs.)

We're here for you, Britney, and look forward to your somersaulting back into our lives. Bring the snake.

Oh, and rarely - if ever - will we link to Pink is the New Yesterday's News, so enjoy the exception.

We faced the mean streets and lived to get drunk about it. Managing multiple browser windows is the simplest task, so no employer can deter us.

Finally, eternal thanks to Will.i.tran's name suggestion. Here's to you.

So. Dear Reader: come back soon.