The Killers singer Brandon Flowers and his wife Tana welcomed their first child, a boy, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
So his white offspring is recognized, but his 37 half-Latino kids remain in the shadows?
The Spirit of the Lindbergho Bebe is not amused.
Brandon - there's still time for you to leave that wife of yours! She's knocked up, but what's the big deal? Please...do it for Las Latinas. You know you don't want to have any babies anyway. Well, not unless they're half Latina.
"When You Were Young," Live at the Brit Awards. Las Latinas debated over whether to post this video or a video of Brandon giving an interview. As much as we love Brandon, well...he's just not the same when he's only talking. Forget the blather...we need him to sing and perform! Sing, Brandon, sing!
In case any of us have forgotten Brandon back when he dressed like a member of the Hives and had no mustache, here's an older video of the Killers doing "Jenny was a Friend of Mine," the first track on "Hot Fuss." No idea where the video is from (the WB? WTF?) but it's hott. Even if Brandon's hair isn't the best. Best part: at the 1:55 mark when he theatrically looks at the time. Love you, B.
This mention in today's Times is a perfect excuse to post another video of our baby boy (and some friends...), this time covering Dire Straits's "Romeo & Juliet."
As everyone knows, Brandon Flowers is the ultimate muse/desire/obsession of Las Latinas. In the spirit of sharing, we present to you the latest video from the Killers. Even if you've already seen it, watch it again. And again. And again. Savor the hottness. One can never have enough Brandon in their life, so do not expect this to be Brandon's only appearance here.
¡Hola, sexy beasts! Put down your coffee and wheel over your office chair - it's time to introduce ourselves.
This is your new home page, obvi, so assume the position and put that finger on your mouse. Before you refresh your screen already hoping for a new post, here's what Las Latinas are all about. Or, our obsessions. Like 'em or not, we at least know we share Heidegger's passions.
Brangelina. Brandon Flowers (why: his voice, his appearance...the list does not go on and on). LL. Beyoncé. Julian McMahon. Hayley Rey. Kitties, cats, katzes. Holly Madison. Engaged and Underage (hell, most shows on MTV). Jigsaw and his ilk. Sean Faris. Awards Season. Rosie O'Donnell/The View/Rosie's blog. Most things gay. Tattoos on shoulder blades.
The list is not exhaustive, but we felt the need to warn you in advance. Our coverage will be vast; our affair with pop culture shall never be extinguished. Irreverence and randomness = the hottest sashes. Yeah, we spell hott with two Ts.
(Oops, we didn't mean to stab you, but you *are* wearing Uggs.)
We're here for you, Britney, and look forward to your somersaulting back into our lives. Bring the snake.
Oh, and rarely - if ever - will we link to Pink is the New Yesterday's News, so enjoy the exception.
We faced the mean streets and lived to get drunk about it. Managing multiple browser windows is the simplest task, so no employer can deter us.
Finally, eternal thanks to Will.i.tran's name suggestion. Here's to you.
So. Dear Reader: come back soon.
