Showing posts with label Star Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Jones. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Star Jones Also Reveals That David Beckham is Attractive and Clay Aiken Gay


After being fired from The View and enduring Rosie O'Donnell's constant taunting, Star Jones has finally decided to set the record straight about her drastic weight loss, shocking us all by revealing that she did, in fact, resort to gastric-bypass surgery.

Like any attorney, Star says she was ''intentionally evasive'' when people asked how she'd dropped 160 pounds in three years. She weighed 307 pounds at her heaviest. This amazing woman writes about her weight loss in a first-person essay in the September issue of Glamour.

THIS IS ALL WE GET?? Lindsay gets arrested for DUI and coke possession and Paris loses and regains her inheritance in four hours. What is Star Jones bringing to the entertainment table? It was clear she had gastric bypass; the only way to lose so much weight is with drastic surgery or by puking until both Olsen twins come out your mouth. If this is Star's way of getting us to watch her show on Court TV (it exists), she's failed.

We could reconsider if Big Gay Al (her husband) comes out on her show.

(FYI: Tomorrow, the gals on The View will announce who's replacing Rosie and Star for good.)

Back to Paula.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Look on Her Works, Ye Mighty, and Despair



Starzilla giving a lapdance.

What more can we say? Beached whales and motorboat-shredded manatees exhibit greater dexterity, but whatevs. At least Big Gay Al is enjoying it!

Right? No? He does look sleepy, bored, in pain, nauseous, and frustrated, but he likes it like that.

P.S. Nice cat suit, amiga.

P.P.S. We bet her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

(Via BWE)

Friday, March 23, 2007

Something We Don't Want to See Again


Star Jones & Lil Jon

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Flaca, Intensely and Ludicrously Denying You've Had Gastric-Bypass Surgery is Not a Genre


"I helped create a genre, which was fantastic. I loved my time there. The thing that I don't like the most is the take-away that everybody talks about – the negativity. For nine years it was not negative." --Star "Bridezilla" Jones

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