There It Is

Surprising no one, Barbara Walters announced today that Whoopi Goldberg, (one of only ten individuals who have won an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony Award, counting Daytime Emmy Awards; the second African American female performer to win an Academy Award for acting; she has also won two Golden Globe Awards) is the new moderator on The View.

Her stint starts the day after Labor Day.

Nothing was said regarding Starzilla's still-open seat.

Donald Trump could not be reached for comment.

The More Things Change...

Yeah, we're threading these together.

Ang Lee is back, but calm down, homos - it's not one of those movies again. Though the name of the film is "Lust, Caution."



Meanwhile, Donald Trump has invited Rosie to appear on a celebrity edition of The Apprentice.

Last and certainly least, Britney (above) just bought a puppy for $3,000. She's also auditioning for the inevitable award-winning roles of "Drunken Drag Queen Version of Natalie Portman in 'Closer'" *and* "Long-Lost Latina Cousin on the Street Corner" in the movie adaptation of our lives. Respect.