And We're Back

We owe no explanations and have no shame. Las Latinas had some business to attend to, business that only our medical professional(s) and our Dios need to know, so posting was less than a priority. Let's get down to it.

A lot of big news stories today...how could we stay away for so long? (In light of our absence, a warning: that was sarcasm.)

Doritos has teamed up with alleged beaver collector Missy Elliott to launch its new "Doritos Collisions". No, NOT to celebrate the collisions between Aaliyah's thighs and Missy's head. The new snack puts two different flavored chips in the same bag. For example there are Doritos Collisions Hot Wings & Blue Cheese tortilla chips and Doritos Collisions Zesty Nacho & Chipotle Ranch tortilla chips. Dunk 'em in a bit of margarita and we'll judge this mess for ourselves.

This headline confused us until we realized spelling actually matters and rap artists rarely bother to spell. But had Luda offered an opinion in this ordeal, our minds would have been blown.

Easy call: worst adaptation of whichever year it comes out.

Blast from the past/few years back!: