Tuesday, September 18, 2007

We Could Use These Killing Machines

Brownie Points: She Was Also in "Bad Santa"

Good news, good news:

In one of the year's richest TV talent pacts, NBC has inked former Gilmore Girls star Lauren Graham to a seven-figure development deal. The Peacock will develop a series project around Graham, who had been in demand at several nets and studios in part because of her perceived ability to topline either a comedy or drama project. The network is already eyeing several writers to pair with Graham.

And We're Back

We owe no explanations and have no shame. Las Latinas had some business to attend to, business that only our medical professional(s) and our Dios need to know, so posting was less than a priority. Let's get down to it.

A lot of big news stories today...how could we stay away for so long? (In light of our absence, a warning: that was sarcasm.)

Doritos has teamed up with alleged beaver collector Missy Elliott to launch its new "Doritos Collisions". No, NOT to celebrate the collisions between Aaliyah's thighs and Missy's head. The new snack puts two different flavored chips in the same bag. For example there are Doritos Collisions Hot Wings & Blue Cheese tortilla chips and Doritos Collisions Zesty Nacho & Chipotle Ranch tortilla chips. Dunk 'em in a bit of margarita and we'll judge this mess for ourselves.

This headline confused us until we realized spelling actually matters and rap artists rarely bother to spell. But had Luda offered an opinion in this ordeal, our minds would have been blown.

Easy call: worst adaptation of whichever year it comes out.

Blast from the past/few years back!:

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Hillary Clinton's New Campaign Ad?

American TV

Monday, August 27, 2007

Menudo Music Monday

Common (Feat. Lily Allen):

Still bored at work? Care for some Shins?

Friday, August 24, 2007

Rosie and the Pussycats?

O'Donnell on vocals (and lyrics, obvi), Jodie on guitar, and Zac on drums. Pink would be the opening act.


Thursday, August 23, 2007

HB is In Charge

Tamale! Halle Berry is only running errands and still she looks hotter than 99.9314% of Americans.


Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Sound of Inactive Brain Silence


Discuss: American Viewers Have Talent?

Or, a contradanza in four acts.

Behold Terry Fator, winner of this season of America's Got Talent. He actually deserved it.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

A Guide to Recognizing Your Money-Making Saints

Above: Damn cool print ad for Virgin Atlantic (via GoldenFiddle).

In other non-Latina news: Aspiring designers will soon be able to cut their creations from Project Runway-branded patterns and stitch them together using fabrics and sewing machines also carrying the hit TV show's name.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Batmano Cucaracha Colada

Hottest interview of the last 76 hours. Watch it.

Call us, Grande Latina! Enforcers are always welcome at OLDL.

Gay News: Good & Bad

The bad: Ryan Seacrest is hosting the 59th annual Primetime Emmy Awards. We're obsessed with red carpets and awards shows, so we're still going to watch; but, the alcohol intake will have to increase exponentially and our valleys will have to be waxed. Think about it, let it marinate, and love it.

The bueno: boys kissing on a daytime soap! From As the World Turns.

Call us Proud Marys. (Or Marias?) We never do anything nice and easy and the finish is almost always rough.

Fall on Your Knees

Via Lindsayism:

Releasing on Netflix tomorrow: Christoga: Christian Yoga

"Actress Janine Turner joins forces with fitness expert Mary Cunningham to create a routine that combines hatha yoga and Christian meditation for a workout that exercises both body and soul. Using biblical Scripture, Turner and Cunningham give Christian names to traditional yoga poses. As you perform Christ Exalted, Mighty Disciple and Salvation Rotation, you'll feel your spirit stretching along with your muscles."

The rest of the jokes are still unwritten, but we'll let it be.

Sean Penn: DILF?

Can it be? Forty-seven and still a sexxxy beast. With a hot wife, to boot. They offer the bedroom, we bring the Viagra, and let's see what the night promises. Do threesomes get better with age?

Though if he starts talking about geopolitics, the commercialization of art, or Hugo Chavez he'll kill the mood and we're back to the street corner.


Saturday, August 18, 2007

Anti-Tropical/Still Hot

Our cabezas hadn't dealt with Robyn since high school, a time we associate with our first pharmacocktails and suspicions of pregnancy. But that bitch is back, and we must give her some credit.

This year-old song

is clearly an ode to us.

Her newest single

is trippy and euro and a good way to sweat off some foreign agents.

Mr. Enjoy-o!

Friday, August 17, 2007

Bueno Amigo TV Barcelona!

HBO has renewed its Sunday comedies, handing out a fifth-season pickup to veteran Entourage and bringing rookie Flight of the Conchords back for a second season. Both shows are slated to return with original episodes in 2008.

It's difficult for us to care less about Entourage, but we rejoice at the prospect of exploring the minds of New Zealand's greatest exports since all the extras in "Lord of the Rings" and fairly-priced travel packages.

Friday Facts

"This Would've Worked on Ugly Betty"

Not selling out, not needless synergy - just the meeting of a guilty pleasure and a pop delight.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Exercise in Democracy

We may not have papers or ID, but frankly, People doesn't give a damn.

Whose Chest Is Best?

We Think They Think They Can Dance

From last night's SYTYCD - Danny & Sabra.

Dropping a Truth Bomb

Beautiful Tina Fey.

She made Jimmy Fallon tolerable when they did "Weekend Update" together. Brought us "Mean Girls" and 30 Rock. Ragged on Paris Hilton before she was canonized.

Our point: we do this out of love, from a place of cuddly fun. We're not saying she looks like a farmer in the evening in these pictures; we all know she's aged well and is an example to all quirky lesbian icons. Salutations.

(Via ONTD)

Monday, August 13, 2007

Air Raid GWB

Now that that little troll is leaving, why not start the week with a dance fiesta? The Go! Team's new single, "Doing It Right."

Friday, August 10, 2007

Paper or Plastic?: The Sequel

*In 3 years, of course.*

Zac Efron (the gayface version of Shia "Inexplicable Rise to Fame" LaBeouf) hits the beach.