Fall on Your Knees
Via Lindsayism:
Releasing on Netflix tomorrow: Christoga: Christian Yoga
"Actress Janine Turner joins forces with fitness expert Mary Cunningham to create a routine that combines hatha yoga and Christian meditation for a workout that exercises both body and soul. Using biblical Scripture, Turner and Cunningham give Christian names to traditional yoga poses. As you perform Christ Exalted, Mighty Disciple and Salvation Rotation, you'll feel your spirit stretching along with your muscles."
The rest of the jokes are still unwritten, but we'll let it be.
