Rosie and the Pussycats?

O'Donnell on vocals (and lyrics, obvi), Jodie on guitar, and Zac on drums. Pink would be the opening act.

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Paper or Plastic?: The Sequel

*In 3 years, of course.*

Zac Efron (the gayface version of Shia "Inexplicable Rise to Fame" LaBeouf) hits the beach.

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