Reinvent Yourself

Awww, look at Michelle Rodriguez, pretending to be a fluffy, sweet breeder! Of course we meant dog-breeder and not heterosexual female. Though let's just say we bet dogs are not her animals of choice.

On the subject of creating a new you, "The Simpsons" movie finally arrives this summer, and by visiting the official website you can make a Simpsons avatar, whatever that means. Sounds like nerdy and born-again virginal fun to us.