Did You Know That Bees and Dogs Can Smell Fashion Disasters?

Jonathan Lipnicki, 16, at a theme-party that nevertheless fails to excuse this eyesore.

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Our (30-Year-Old) Moms Are Hipper Than USA Today

Celebrity Couple Name-Maker

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Extreme Makeover: WTF Edition

Jury selection began on Monday in the murder trial of pioneering rock producer Phil Spector, who came to court in Los Angeles sporting a new blond, Beatles-style shag and smiling broadly as he made his way past photographers.

(Side-to-side courtesy of Dlisted)

Celebrity Nosebleed Club

Nicole Richie, 25, and Paris Hilton, 26, are going to be counseling overweight campers on the fifth season of The Simple Life, a rep for E! confirms to Usmagazine.com.

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Flaca, Intensely and Ludicrously Denying You've Had Gastric-Bypass Surgery is Not a Genre

"I helped create a genre, which was fantastic. I loved my time there. The thing that I don't like the most is the take-away that everybody talks about – the negativity. For nine years it was not negative." --Star "Bridezilla" Jones

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Breaking News: Shar Jackson Still Unemployed and Entertaining Offers to Host, Attend St. Patty's Day Parties

She's also willing to shave her head if you throw in a Miller Lite.

Related: Tori Spelling in labor. (Update: and baby makes three.)