Here at OLDL we were disappointed that we might have to sit through the dreadfulness that is "El Cantante" to soak up our own off-white version of summer overacting, fauxdorableness, and scriptlessness. Which is to say, a Latina "License to Wed."
GRACIAS A DIOS, J-Lo once again saves our collective soul by coming out with an inspired video for her second single (si, she has an album out), "Me Haces Falta." We have told her, lately, that we love her.
Us Weekly has learned Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are doing a joint national tour. Launching this fall – after the August 3 release of their film "El Cantante" – the road show will feature the spouses singing in large arenas around the country. "They each will do their own Spanish and English songs and duet."
Papi, that sounds dreadful. J-Lo: que hiciste? Las Latinas are surely stealing some front-row tickets, but we admit that we'd have more fun watching cockfights. It's not like we haven't seen iguana-like animals grab a massive ass before.
In other news, this "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie has no other option save bombing at the box-office. (We hope?)
The poster hints at how cleverness was sacrificed for Jason Lee's salary. For one, Theodore - the one who used to be gay and always wore the green outfit - now reminds us of Turtle from Entourage. Are we not entertained? Yep, we ain't.
