Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Dare We Say...?
Paris actually looked pretty this morning when she left her social experiment, a.k.a., jail cell. The "natural look" (lip gloss, designer teeth, cute shirt, no contacts) suits her.
Perhaps she really has turned a new leaf? Only time will tell if thousands of orphans, battered women, and recovering addicts will get to see Paris's vagina during an upcoming "Flash Your Privates and Reveal Your True Colors" goodwill tour.
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Monday, June 25, 2007
So Now I Come to You, With Open Arms
Via The Onion:
NEW YORK—Actor James Gandolfini, best known for his portrayal of mob kingpin Tony Soprano on the hit HBO show The Sopranos, was shot to death Tuesday in a Greenwich Village restaurant by a fan unable to accept the open-ended conclusion of the series finale that aired earlier this month.
Brooke Hogan Challenges Mary Cheney to a Duel
We are/love us some lesbianas (Latinas or otherwise), but there's just something about self-hating log-cabin builders that we cannot fathom. Hence the M. Cheney dig.
Brooke, however, brought this onto herself by dressing like Nick Nolte's female parole officer, one who bought a lapdog from Tazmania and felt just fine performing at a public event after Xeroxing one of Dolly Parton's boobs and tattooing it on her face.
A baby Andy Rooney and Britney Spears called: they want their eyebrows and Wal-Mart top back, respectively.
*SHUDDER*
We now turn to our regularly scheduled Posh edification.
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Breaking News: Sweaty, Caged, Fit Wrestlers Are Still Yummy Eye Candy
Say adios to Bravo and Logo, let go of the remote control, and step away from the Details: Mark Burnett is catering to the 'mos.
Reality producer Mark Burnett is developing a primetime series involving the bone-crunching sport of mixed martial arts.
Too obvious. Simple and lazy, even. "Bone," martial arts, "approved in fewer than half of U.S states," etc.
All we need to say for now is that Pride never ends sometimes.
Germany is Smarter Than a 5th Grader
Germany has barred the makers of a movie about a plot to kill Adolf Hitler from filming at German military sites because its star Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, the Defense Ministry said on Monday.
Kudos to Deutschland for knowing where to draw the line when it comes to unacceptable ideologies!
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Why Would Anyone Hate America?
One disturbing reason:
Or:
Who are we kidding. We think both videos are things of beauty and no one is getting stabbed tonight.
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Today Feels Like Sunday
We weren't involved in this, we swear: Foxy Brown was attacked yesterday by three of her ex-boyfriend's gal pals - who pulled out her hearing aid and tore her hair weave at his prompting, police sources said. The women also stole Brown's handbag and $500.
The Cure tour dates:
Thu-Sep-13 Tampa - St Pete Times Forum
Sat-Sep-15 Atlanta - Gwinnett Center
Mon-Sep-17 Charlotte - Charlotte Bobcats Arena
Wed-Sep-19 Washington DC - Patriot Center
Fri-Sep-21 Philadelphia - Wachovia Spectrum
Sun-Sep-23 New York City - Madison Square Garden
Tue-Sep-25 Boston - Agganis Arena
Wed-Sep-26 Montreal - Bell Centre
Thu-Sep-27 Toronto - Air Canada Centre
Sat-Sep-29 Chicago - Allstate Arena
Tue-Oct-02 Denver - Red Rocks Amphitheatre
Thu-Oct-04 Salt Lake City - E Center
Sat-Oct-06 San Francisco - Shoreline Amphitheatre - Download Festival
Mon-Oct-08 Seattle - Key Arena
Tue-Oct-09 Vancouver - General Motors Place
Thu-Oct-11 Santa Barbara - Santa Barbara Bowl
Sat-Oct-13 San Diego - Cox Arena
Sun-Oct-14 Los Angeles - Hollywood Bowl
Tue-Oct-16 Houston - Toyota Center
Wed-Oct-17 Dallas - American Airlines Center
Finally: we love Steve Carell but "Evan Almighty" looked terrible and we're ecstatic it was a disappointment at the box office. (Also, we send Lauren Graham our love and hope she keeps working in spite of this news.)
Saturday, June 23, 2007
A Little Bit Country, a Poco Rock y Roll
We just cannot get over Reba-Kelly Clarkson duets! Or, we have nothing else to post. Your call.
La Tortura
"Boy Shakira" is the best thing to come out of America's Got Talent, which means Boy Shakira will be gone by next week. Sad, because summer hottness is rare and we need some manly hip-shaking BAD.
Amerie might suffice, though - mami is a stunner. And her new track "Gotta Work" is our latest late-night motto.
Finally, we endorse whatevs this is. Funny and viral, like our lovers.
Friday, June 22, 2007
No One Could Be Hotter
A Chicago rapper who went by the name Blaxican was recently indicted on felony charges for allegedly swindling $1.3 million from investors by claiming to be producing an Adam Sandler movie.
Blaxican is accused of buying "a Hummer SUV, two pet alligators, and a $442,000 house which included a recording studio, a big-screen TV and an arcade."
Best name ever + pet alligators + random Adam Sandler scheme = HBIC.
No es Bueno: Leelee Sobieski
Let's see: burnt-face Kevin Spacey from "Pay It Forward" meets Helen Hunt's forehead in "Twister"? Going out to lunch in Pattie Field's "Little Mermaid" teddie-cum-bib, obvi.
Hermes refuses Oprah's ass but allows Leelee to attend an event? Someone's blowing Hermes's head(honcho)...
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Cate and Angela Need to Fire an Agent or Two
Ricky Martin, Brooks & Dunn, Tim Robbins, Cate Blanchett, Angela Bassett, Howie Mandel and the late George Harrison are among the celebrities who will be honored next year with Hollywood Walk of Fame stars.
Also being honored? The Munchkins (from "The Wizard of Oz"), Christina Aguilera, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Could be worse, but diablo - is VH1 filming this ceremony for a shorter season of The Surreal Life?
Friday Pairings
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
We Rarely Speak Ill of Our Holly...
But this accent made us laugh. Holly is from Alaska, y'all. On another note, if she's pregnant...well, unlike most people, we're thrilled! That baby may not actually grow up with a father, but it will sure as hell grow up with a lot of mommies and a lot of money! Feliz cumpleanos!
Mmm whatcha say?
For those of us who love the Sopranos, the OC *and* SNL digital shorts, this mashup ending is the answer to our unanswered Sopranos prayers. Although we must admit, beating us over the head with Adriana face at the end is a little much - besides, we thought the cat was Chrissy anyway. That or Schroedinger's cat - see how smart we are?
Friday, June 15, 2007
The Invisible Woman
Well, then.
Go, Jessica, go.
Hispanics can dig a hole better than anyone else, obvi.
Eso!
"[Before] I always felt like such an outcast and now I feel like people are more diverse ethnically. I was always self conscience of my puffy lips and darker skin when I was a kid, because I felt like I didn't fit in. And now it's mainstream, and color isn't as big of a deal and if anything it's better."
"I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out."
"My grandfather was the only Mexican at his college, the only Hispanic person at work and the only one at the all-white country club. He tried to forget his Mexican roots, because he never wanted his kids to be made to feel different in America. He and my grandmother didn't speak Spanish to their children. Now, as a third-generation American, I feel as if I have finally cut loose."
"My whole life, when I was growing up, not one race has ever accepted me, ... So I never felt connected or attached to any race specifically. I had a very American upbringing, I feel American, and I don't speak Spanish. So, to say that I'm a Latin actress, OK, but it's not fitting; it would be insincere."
"My grandfather was the only one in our family to go to college. He made a choice not to speak Spanish in the house. He didn't want his kids to be different."
"Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. Throughout my whole life, I've never felt connected connected to one particular race or heritage, nor did I feel accepted by any. If you break it down, I'm less Latina than Cameron Diaz, whose father is Cuban. But people don't call her Latina because she's blonde."Monday, June 11, 2007
Fools Rush In
Salma Hayek and her fugly man attend some event somewhere.
Is this guy tragically auditioning for a role in the next Lord of the Rings? It would be tragic because the trilogy is over.
Salma's hair is not something we'd imitate, but we give her props for the dress, and for being able to walk at all.
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In a Nutshell
Not sure if Tony Soprano did or did not die last night (Journey is the shit), but we do know which other show has the greatest potential to disappoint us come its series finale: Lost!
A reminder:
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Sunday, June 10, 2007
Curioso
How appropriate! Today's Puerto Rican Day Parade in NYC coincided with this weekend's L.A. Pride Festival.
Ricky, sadly, couldn't make it to both. But at least he sacrificed himself by hiding his true hottness under *gaspy* facial hair and a wife-beater dating back to "West Side Story," all to build (from afar) queeny self-esteem in the City of Gay-Chubby Angels.
Oh, and J-Lo was also around. Hopefully she didn't shatter any Fifth Ave. store displays!
Friday, June 8, 2007
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