Anna Nicole Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead said that DNA tests have proven he is the father of her infant daughter.
Howard K. Stern, ANS's fugly former attorney, imaginary sex partner has said he will not contest paternity nor seek custody of the (beware: understatement of the year follows) genetically-disadvantaged baby, Dannielynn.
Meanwhile, Britney Spears is available to baby-sit, y'all.
Didn't this happen in the first episode of "Dirt," back when Las Latinas gave the tepid show a shot?
This is purportedly an absolutely real photo of an embalmed Daniel Smith. Las Latinas know that death, embalming and all that nasty business causes people to look remarkably different and bloated, but did they *have* to turn Daniel into a Puerto Rican man? He's a goddamn member of our Latina gang now!
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Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental drug overdose after she was found unresponsive at a hotel, authorities said Monday.
Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper's initial examination revealed no serious injuries. There also was no evidence, either in Smith's stomach or her bloodstream, that she had taken large amounts of prescription medication.
Perper said prescription drugs, but no illegal drugs, were found in Smith's hotel room. He wouldn't identify them.
