Howard K. Stern Realizes He May Have Had Repeated Sex With Kim the Assistant, Instead

Anna Nicole Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead said that DNA tests have proven he is the father of her infant daughter.

Howard K. Stern, ANS's fugly former attorney, imaginary sex partner has said he will not contest paternity nor seek custody of the (beware: understatement of the year follows) genetically-disadvantaged baby, Dannielynn.

Meanwhile, Britney Spears is available to baby-sit, y'all.