Monday, April 9, 2007

No es Bueno: Keira Knightley


OMG, soooo cute! Keira and Her Current Boytoy (Las Latinas could easily find his name, because he played the hott-in-red but douchy soldier in "Pride & Prejudice," but why bother) are taking a stroll around London.

Wait, what's that in the bag HCB is carrying?? Is it the matching Raggedy Andy costume to go with Keira's Wednesday Addams/Raggedy Ann mashup mess? Or is it the script for a secret remake of "Benny & Joon", starring Keira and HCB in the title roles originated by Johnny "Dirty Pirate 'Ho" Depp and now-starving (dead?) actress Mary Stuart Masterson? At any rate, they are method-acting to the max.

Oh, now we know what's hidden in the bag: a gun to defend against the gordo man following them on the sidewalk. A brave and honorable man who appears to have slashed HCB's jeans while really aiming for his knees.

Henceforth, Las Latinas encourage and endorse this form of fashion critique.

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