Ding-Dong, the Witch is Dead!

Adios, Eyebrows Menudo!

After weeks and weeks and weeks of escaping the boot, Sanjaya Malakar was finally voted off American Idol.

Of course Las Latinas are a little sad. Sanjaya brought us laughter and joy, as well as indignity and sexual frustration. (Does anyone realize how many of our lovers look a bit like Malakar? An embarrassing number.)

So, yes, he will be missed. We guess Ryan Seacrest will go back to being Head Homo on the stage. Blake Lewis better watch his ass - er, butt...agh, we meant back!

Take care, Sanjaya; we'll see you on the corner.

"Besame Mucho"