And Today's Terrible Idea Comes From...

TMZ reports: "The TV Guide Channel has replaced veteran red carpet fashion mavens Joan & Melissa Rivers with Lisa Rinna."

Just because Rinnaplasty has mastered the art of deconstructing a face & body and putting it all together again does not qualify her to pretend she knows who the hell people are/what movie they are in on the red carpet, as The Rivers have done perfectly for years. Hissss.

R.I.P

"Did you see the Golden Globes? Ugly Betty wins a Golden Globe. Whatever her name is. The woman who plays Ugly Betty. And she gets up there and says, This is for all the ugly women all over the world. 'Cause it's not about beauty. It's about inner beauty. And the camera shows the audience, and there are all these women Botoxed to death - hair extensions, fake breasts - and they're all nodding: "That's right, that's right." -- Joan Rivers in May's Esquire