Saturday, April 7, 2007

Maddox Loses His Crown

Kingston is one fly little dude. He rocks the mohawk better than Mad. So pimp, and he totally knows it.

Poor Maddox. He had his mom and the title of Most Insanely Adorable Celebrity Kid all to himself. Now he's got a million orphan babies to contend with, and he's been upstaged in the hottness department by Kingston Rossdale. Life is rough, little guy!

2 comments:

cold4thestreets said...

How did Gavin Rossdale parlay a middling, derivative rock career that spanned a six-month period over a decade ago into continued cultural relevance? The premise of this question is that by merely impregnating Gwen Stefani he is culturally relevant, though now that I think about it, I don't think I have seen him or heard from him since the turn of the century, so maybe I give him too much credit. Anyway, good for him. He turned slackerdom into Us Weekly gold.

Las Latinas said...

Las Latinas have given this some thought, and here are some possibilities:
1) He's too hott to become irrelevant
2) People who associate Gwen Stefani with being on the cutting edge thus associate Gavin with same
3) Bush never actually had a big noticeable flop...they just sort of faded away. Perhaps people forget that they haven't had a hit in a decade?
Whatever the reason, your question is a good one. And that video with the flies and the goo everywhere still gives us nightmares.