Hypothesis of the Week

Sure, Britney still looks like an audience member at a Halloween-themed taping of Jerry Springer, all decked out in what her third personality believes is a Daisy Duke costume. But her stomach looks kind of hott. How is this possible?? Lipo, 61 personal trainers, and a lemon-juice diet would not suffice.

Egotastic! provides the best explanation so far:

"I'm...not buying that this person is really Britney Spears. I think the real Britney Spears died of a drug overdose, and the record labels used her placenta to create a clone. Of course, since cloning technology hasn't been perfected yet, Britney 2.0 went a bit crazy, shaved all its hair off, and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella."