Healthy Donuts? Hell to the No

Dunkin' Donuts announced plans to team up with Rachael Ray to launch a new health-conscious menu for which Ray will also serve as spokeswoman. This the same week as RR hosted Bill Clinton and hand-fed him pizza slices on her show while talking about childhood fatness and Americans' laziness in the kitchen. (Or something similar, since we weren't really watching.)

This story is going nowhere else fast, so we'll let Gallery of the Absurd add the humor.