"They're Not Safe Without Me"

La Lohan gave a classic interview to Allure magazine, which you can buy somewhere. Some choice quotes:

"It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab."

"I don't know that I'm necessarily an addict."

"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe...When my friends have left me -- I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me."

She also said Bob Barker is "gangsta delicious" and that Garfield's lasagnas must have been "stuffed with pot" to explain his unrelenting desire. (OK, we made those two up. OR DID WE???)

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