Wednesday, April 4, 2007

No es Bueno: Dr. Rey

Oh, Dr. Rey. Las Latinas are simply head over heels in love with your shallow-on-the-surface but actually depressed, long-suffering spouse Hayley. We are not so fond of your suit. Were you hoping that the desperate starlet/sorostitute set whose boob jobs finance your lifestyle would be impressed with the success you must be having in order to own such clothing? Alas, Las Latinas know Hayley, and Hayley swears she will *not* bear any more of the children you so covet if you continue to dress like this. That being said, we will always respect Dr. Rey for writing a poem to his dead chihuahua that made us cry.

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