God Must Have Spent a Little Less Time on You

Reichen Eurolastname brought a new, bleh gay pal to the premiere of "Redline" (we're not seeing it, either, but it'll probably break some April box-office record).

True, Lance Bass is far from the hottness, but this guy strikes us as a waxy, faker (!!) version of Jesse Metcalfe, so good luck with that, buddy.

But in case you're wondering: yes, we'd squeeze them in for some QT if asked.

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