Showing posts with label Close Call. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Close Call. Show all posts

Monday, April 30, 2007

Close Call: Madonna


The suit is elegant and the bag is almost caliente, but we're not sure about the new hair. The color is acceptable, but the bob? Eh. It looks like she's trying to cover a scar brought about by Malawi acid being thrown at her face. Too Dick Tracy for us, basically.

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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Close Call: Tara Reid



Las Latinas aren't sure what else Tara could have done to receive pure praise from us today, as opposed to the cautionary "Close Call." Even the girls in the background are perplexed by how put-together she looks.

In fairness, our anti-Reid bias is strong and will probably never completely disappear, so Tara shouldn't worry too much about our scrutiny. What she does need to focus on is making sure her repaired boobs and stomach stay healthy and hidden.

Good job, sweetie.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Close Call: The Hold Steady's Wordy-Ass Song

Via EW, the video for "Stuck Between Stations":

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Close Call: Mandy Moore



Las Latinas no estamos sure if Mandy looks hott or nott in these pictures from the new issue of Vanity Fair. There's some sexiness, to be sure, but there's also an "Abigail Breslin rummaging through Cate Blanchett's No-Way-I'm-Wearing-This-Outfit closet" element we mustn't simply ignore.

We'll post them anyway, and let you decide.

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