Muy Caliente: Orlando Bloom
Thank Dios Orlando moved away from the greasy, faux-Frenchie, post-Taxi (or: nervous/unemployable?) Jimmy Fallon look of his recent past and slowly rehabbed back into a Latina obsession waiting for a pinata-themed sex session.
Hotter than a force-fed fried plantain, girls! Jesus is good.
Related...classic Orlando:
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