Oh, yeah.
We'll bring 'em out, bring 'em out, bring 'em out, bring 'em out ANYDAY for T.I. And by "'em" we mean "las boobies".
Dios, papi chulo is hott.
We could do without the whole T.I./T.I.P. silliness, unless it increases the possibility of an orgy, in which case we approve.
What You Know, Mr. Harris, Jr., is that you're our Soldier and we lurve it.
Maybe a little ano for our taste, but still hotter than Maniston and too hott for Brad. Seriously, how did Shiloh even come to be? You understand that Angie probably strapped one on and taught Pitt how to use his.
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Whoa.
Sharon looks good.
She turns 50 next year; is insane; starred in "Catwoman," "Alpha Dog," and "Basic Instinct 2," to name the more recent bombs (at least "Bobby" was a decent concept, and we've heard that Sharon is not bad in it).
Even though it's hard to imagine a world where Ms. Stone is actually relevant as an actress, we do appreciate her charity work, ESPECIALLY if we get to make some money off of it by selling stolen goods (and *ahem* mood-enhancers) to all the celebs who attend her fancy events.
It's cute how they all pretend to give a damn about the diseases they spread.
Season after season, Dancing with the Stars is - inexplicably - a hit. Blame it on faux-hottness.
Stupid little girls go nuts for Apolo Ohno, which in our humble opinion means there are a lot of lesbians awaiting American society. Nostalgic nymphos drool over Joey Fat One and Ian Ziering (who DOES look good for his age, and perhaps would make a satisfactory pinch hitter), which grosses us out a poquito.
If nothing else, Las Latinas at OLDL are the queens of sound judgment. As a result, we know where to find sexual healing:
Carrie Ann Inaba and Cheryl Burke, seen here in Stuff magazine, are our go-to dance-related playthings. Especially Carrie Ann.
And, because we don't want a play date with brain damage, we'll include Laila Ali, too.
Basically, we see your dancing Mr. Has Been and raise you several Caliente Salsa Cafe ladies.
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GRACIAS, Drudge, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, TMZ: we know Rosie is leaving The View. This makes us sad, obvi, but we refuse to believe that anything can contain or silence Ro, so she'll be back in some capacity, and we'll be waiting.
MOVING ON.
Damn, girl - you look hott.
Thank Dios Orlando moved away from the greasy, faux-Frenchie, post-Taxi (or: nervous/unemployable?) Jimmy Fallon look of his recent past and slowly rehabbed back into a Latina obsession waiting for a pinata-themed sex session.
Hotter than a force-fed fried plantain, girls! Jesus is good.
Related...classic Orlando:
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Las Latinas are street warlords, so we're not exactly into the whole "stay-at-home Mom" scene.
Whatevs.
We still salute power-hungry hottness when we see it.
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"Some of you may have already salivated over him in Charlie's Angels, pined for him in Love Actually, or wished that he would take off his shirt already on Lost (isn't it hot out there on that island?!?). And many of you probably saw him this weekend in 300 - but here's Rodrigo unedited, in all his gracious, gorgeous Brazilian glory!"
"[G]lory" may be a bit of a stretch, considering it's just a video of Rodrigo walking around L.A., and the ensuing small papa-riot...
You still need to watch, though.
