There Goes Our Heartless Image. Again.

Some random blogger watched Dancing with the Stars and was reminded of that one movie, "Center Stage." Any excuse to let out the gay within is fine by us, so behold:

Muy Caliente: Women of 'Dancing with the Stars'

Season after season, Dancing with the Stars is - inexplicably - a hit. Blame it on faux-hottness.

Stupid little girls go nuts for Apolo Ohno, which in our humble opinion means there are a lot of lesbians awaiting American society. Nostalgic nymphos drool over Joey Fat One and Ian Ziering (who DOES look good for his age, and perhaps would make a satisfactory pinch hitter), which grosses us out a poquito.

If nothing else, Las Latinas at OLDL are the queens of sound judgment. As a result, we know where to find sexual healing:





Carrie Ann Inaba and Cheryl Burke, seen here in Stuff magazine, are our go-to dance-related playthings. Especially Carrie Ann.

And, because we don't want a play date with brain damage, we'll include Laila Ali, too.

Basically, we see your dancing Mr. Has Been and raise you several Caliente Salsa Cafe ladies.

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Heather Mills Falls From the Stars

Heather fell last night towards the end of her performance on Dancing With the Stars.

That's all we got.