Muy Caliente: Women of 'Dancing with the Stars'

Season after season, Dancing with the Stars is - inexplicably - a hit. Blame it on faux-hottness.

Stupid little girls go nuts for Apolo Ohno, which in our humble opinion means there are a lot of lesbians awaiting American society. Nostalgic nymphos drool over Joey Fat One and Ian Ziering (who DOES look good for his age, and perhaps would make a satisfactory pinch hitter), which grosses us out a poquito.

If nothing else, Las Latinas at OLDL are the queens of sound judgment. As a result, we know where to find sexual healing:





Carrie Ann Inaba and Cheryl Burke, seen here in Stuff magazine, are our go-to dance-related playthings. Especially Carrie Ann.

And, because we don't want a play date with brain damage, we'll include Laila Ali, too.

Basically, we see your dancing Mr. Has Been and raise you several Caliente Salsa Cafe ladies.

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