No es Bueno: Anika Noni Rose

Oy, ANIKA.

Of course we remember you appeared in "Dreamgirls", and Las Latinas held you close to our corazon when J-Hud, Beyonce, and Eddie "A Donkey and a Fat Suit Cost Me An Oscar" Murphy stole the spotlight during that period.

Your voice is beautiful, your acting-range fairly impressive, your smile warm.

Plus, we're glad you're still allowed to walk red carpets and attend premieres.

Yet.

This dress does not make us feliz. It suggests a mutant hybrid of a zebra and gummy sour worms, with a splash of Pepto-Bismol.

And it fits you like an oven glove. You look twice your age, like someone in Florida who wanted to vote for Joe Lieberman, not Pat Buchanan, in the 2000 presidential election.

Don't go down this road, Anika. The Lifetime Network embraces all women, but - if necessary - we will cut you for your own good.

Latinagirls will sometimes leave you.

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