Nifty

A guide for when major TV shows will be taking their summer breaks.

Here, we would like to highlight two dates: May 13 and 15.

7th Heaven FINALLY ends (for real this time) on the 13th, so we plan to celebrate with a historic orgy featuring twins, a reverend, and that woman over there. Hey, some tequila belts might also be fun...And we'll discuss several church positions, obvi. But to each his own!

May 15 could mark the series finale of Gilmore Girls. But we refuse to accept that, in spite of the so-so quality of the show this season. We encourage you to watch and help bring it back one more year. Yes, one of the palest programs on television is a Latina fave - deal.