No es Bueno: Kelly Clarkson

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly: since u been gone, you've gained some pounds. AND WE'RE OKAY WITH THAT. On its own. But then this...this...blue cow ensemble. Plus the leggings. With the high waistline. Also, the top looks like two animals' stomachs were sewn together after one birthed you.

Critics be damned - we heartily await your new album. If "rock" and "edgy" and "darker" are your aims, Las Latinas stand by you, as fellow independent women must.

In small part because of you, we broke away (and decimated) our childhood gang.

Never again, however, must you put together something so horrid. Never again will we hold back when confronted with the image of a Madison, WI, Halloween parade attendee. Never again will we tell ourselves, Avert your hazel eyes.

Never again.

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