We'll Admit It

One of Las Latinas' oldest secrets is that we used to be just a little obsessed with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game for Nintendo. Goddamn that game was tough, but we played it every day while at after-school care since we had nothing else to do because the after-school care was cheap and just stuck us in front of an old Nintendo every day and then probably went off to drink wine and smoke (our elderly piano teacher used to do the same thing while claiming to be "checking on the turkey in the oven," so we're onto these women). Anyway, just how could Donatello climb up those ladders without getting hit by boomerangs? Every time he hit one with a stick, another would immediately fly out! And it was so much worse with the other turtles. Well the Angry Nintendo Nerd - who, granted, takes a little getting used to as he is indeed VERY ANGRY and obviously quite young judging by the superfluous "I'm drinking a beer" camera shots he throws around for whatever tough guy reasons he has, but really, our dad drinks Rolling Rock too and thus we're so not impressed - vents our frustration for us.

It's not gossip, but presumably you've all already read Perez's post about Nicole Richie, sponsored by the Nat'l Enquirer and Star, so take a break with some pure and unsponsored TMNT.