This Ain't a Love Song

Last night's American Idol was all about Bon Jovi (we're not kidding), which of course caused us to pee our hot-pants in fear. Were producers that desperate? Not that Latin Night and Oldies Pop (or whatever it was supposed to be) were any good.

Much to our surprise, though, the cotton balls we placed in our ears proved to be unnecessary - no bleeding, no tragedy. Sure, it was silly to pretend that Bon Jovi's relevance didn't peak when Mr. BJ himself made a guest-appearance on Sex and the City, but Las Latinas are a forgiving gang. And hyper-karaoke is - let's be honest - what AI is all about, so.

The best performances?

Melinda's (obvi):



AND

Blake's (digression: nice/gay dye job, sweetie!):



(Videos courtesy of Idollogy)