Muy Caliente: Sharon Stone

Whoa.

Sharon looks good.

She turns 50 next year; is insane; starred in "Catwoman," "Alpha Dog," and "Basic Instinct 2," to name the more recent bombs (at least "Bobby" was a decent concept, and we've heard that Sharon is not bad in it).

Even though it's hard to imagine a world where Ms. Stone is actually relevant as an actress, we do appreciate her charity work, ESPECIALLY if we get to make some money off of it by selling stolen goods (and *ahem* mood-enhancers) to all the celebs who attend her fancy events.

It's cute how they all pretend to give a damn about the diseases they spread.