Normally We'd Break The Rules, But We're Too Afraid.

Considering the fact that x-17 online has disabled right-clicking and saving photos, normally we'd simply hit the Print Screen key, save the image in Paint, post and be done with it. However, we also know that x-17 don't play (as evidence by the P**ez H**lt*n lawsuit), so we'd best not take chances. Instead, we'll just steer you to this. So, despite the fact that Paris is clearly holding the poster outwards so everyone can see what a sweet family girl she is, we think it's adorable. Okay, so the skill level is not so high (she could stand to take some crafting lessons from Rosie), but the jewels are hott!

Jesus Cristo! What is becoming of Las Latinas? This new, demure Paris is softening us even if the trickery doesn't seem to be working on anyone else. We're falling for it!

We think the picture above is of the crazy sculptor who also did the birthing Britney on the bear rug and yoga Kate Moss. Autopsy Paris is definitely our least fave. The intestines (not shown, obvs) didn't even look real! Britney wins, as usual!