Look on Her Works, Ye Mighty, and Despair

Starzilla giving a lapdance.

What more can we say? Beached whales and motorboat-shredded manatees exhibit greater dexterity, but whatevs. At least Big Gay Al is enjoying it!

Right? No? He does look sleepy, bored, in pain, nauseous, and frustrated, but he likes it like that.

P.S. Nice cat suit, amiga.

P.P.S. We bet her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

(Via BWE)