Showing posts with label Paula Abdul. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paula Abdul. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Star Jones Also Reveals That David Beckham is Attractive and Clay Aiken Gay


After being fired from The View and enduring Rosie O'Donnell's constant taunting, Star Jones has finally decided to set the record straight about her drastic weight loss, shocking us all by revealing that she did, in fact, resort to gastric-bypass surgery.

Like any attorney, Star says she was ''intentionally evasive'' when people asked how she'd dropped 160 pounds in three years. She weighed 307 pounds at her heaviest. This amazing woman writes about her weight loss in a first-person essay in the September issue of Glamour.

THIS IS ALL WE GET?? Lindsay gets arrested for DUI and coke possession and Paris loses and regains her inheritance in four hours. What is Star Jones bringing to the entertainment table? It was clear she had gastric bypass; the only way to lose so much weight is with drastic surgery or by puking until both Olsen twins come out your mouth. If this is Star's way of getting us to watch her show on Court TV (it exists), she's failed.

We could reconsider if Big Gay Al (her husband) comes out on her show.

(FYI: Tomorrow, the gals on The View will announce who's replacing Rosie and Star for good.)

Back to Paula.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Brat

Paula Abdul totally loses it when she finds out she's been fired from the Bratz movie. PauAbd was supposed to be an executive producer, choreograph the dancing, and design the dolls' clothing.

She was fired via e-mail.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Pawing Paula

Recently, a loyal reader asked us why exactly does Paula Abdul have a reality show. We said we didn't know (although considering who does have a show - check your local VH1 listings - we cannot deny Paula the opportunity), but that it was irrelevant: any taped awesomeness would eventually appear online.

Behold.



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Thursday, June 7, 2007

Monday, April 30, 2007

America Voted and You're Going Home Tonight


Las Latinas recommend:

Paula Abdul's QVC tour de force.