Brooke Hogan Challenges Mary Cheney to a Duel

We are/love us some lesbianas (Latinas or otherwise), but there's just something about self-hating log-cabin builders that we cannot fathom. Hence the M. Cheney dig.

Brooke, however, brought this onto herself by dressing like Nick Nolte's female parole officer, one who bought a lapdog from Tazmania and felt just fine performing at a public event after Xeroxing one of Dolly Parton's boobs and tattooing it on her face.

A baby Andy Rooney and Britney Spears called: they want their eyebrows and Wal-Mart top back, respectively.

*SHUDDER*

We now turn to our regularly scheduled Posh edification.

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