Hottest Play Ever

Page Six reports that Spike Lee wants to stage a revival of “Stalag 17,” the 1951 play about POWs that was made into a classic World War II movie by Billy Wilder.

Nobody cares, we know, but consider this: Lee will stage the revival on Broadway early next year, with Clive Owen in the role of the camp commandant and with Mark Wahlberg topping the list of actors to play the William Holden character.

Drool.