La Tortura

"Boy Shakira" is the best thing to come out of America's Got Talent, which means Boy Shakira will be gone by next week. Sad, because summer hottness is rare and we need some manly hip-shaking BAD.



Amerie might suffice, though - mami is a stunner. And her new track "Gotta Work" is our latest late-night motto.

Finally, we endorse whatevs this is. Funny and viral, like our lovers.