Stars Are Blind to Paris's Suffering

Before checking into jail (not a Hilton, but not quite rehab, either), Paris decided to steal the show by attending the MTV Movie Awards. We wish someone had told her that it doesn't take much to steal a boring, irrelevant, endlessly-repeated show, but whatevs.

At any rate, the night's hostess, Sarah Silverman, decided to stick it to the worst celebutard of our generation, and we liked. So did Eva Mendes and most people in the audience.

Though we hope Paris comes out of jail with a giant tattoo of God's vagina on her face, we know better. Perhaps she'll at least gain some weight after eating all those turkey boloney sandwiches, driving Nicole Richie to insanity once the latter realizes it's no longer hott to be daddy's little walking ribcage.



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