The Parentless Trap

La Lohan was allegedly drunk and had cocaine in her system during the incident when she crashed her car in Beverly Hills over Memorial Day weekend. According to law enforcement sources, toxicology reports show Lindsay had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of cocaine in her bloodstream when she crashed her Mercedes.

1. We salute Lindsay for supporting the winning NBA team, but only because Eva Longoria supports the same team and she's essentially the most powerful/skinniest Latina we've got. Thanks for self-hating, Alba.

2. We'll believe these allegations when THEY ARE PROVEN IN A COURT OF LAW, TMZ. If Paris can tell Larry King that she's never used drugs (um, classic porn-video feat. weed, Ms. Hilton - we're not stars so we're not blind), LL can deny away and stay hidden in rehab. Or go for a stroll...whichevs.

3. The trainer walking in front has potential. We'd ride him for hours, though he'd have to embrace a paper bag on his head, because we're not casting another "Planet of the Apes" here, people. The other guy is too layered and thus makes us suspicious. LL can have him in her eyesore of a Punky Brewster homage.

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