With sincerest apologias to Brandon, Sean Faris and Knut, we simply had to share the glorious Julian McMahon. Despite his hottness, he has not gotten nearly enough blogtime here at OLDL. So here's to you, Dr. Troy - a true Latina obsession: 
Rosie's been getting a lot of attention lately for her strong views, but not everyone realizes that she also has a daily q&a with her fans. This q&a is undoubtedly the greatest part of Rosie's blog, and she answers dozens of questions per day. So, for our readers who may not have the time to sort through a backlog of questions, las Latinas have helpfully culled the greatest questions of the week. Rosie's answers are just below the block quote questions.
john writes:
Keep up your trash talk about Bush and your ridiculous conspiracy theory about his implied involvement in 9/11. You really are a mess! Get some help!… and some talent while your at it.
u r named after a bathroom
Mandy writes:
I’m STILL holding my breath Rosie, because you STILL have not said hello to me! If i explode then what??? Luv ya!
oh mandy
ONTD writes:
Word on the street is that you farted. Big time.
Any comment on this development?
toot
justin writes:
RO~
Had surgery yesterday.
they removed my testicle which had a tumor on it.
CANT WAIT for the View today. You make my day, everyday..
I’m GLAD your on this earth… you qre inspiration 2 me
hang in there justin
one ball is enuf
get well
violet writes:
“A 20 YR CIA AGENT - NOC…”
What is NOC?
thanks, luv ya RO!
Non-official cover is contrasted with official cover, where an agent assumes a position at a seemingly benign department of their government, such as the diplomatic service. If caught, agents under non-official cover are usually trained to deny any connection with their government, and do not have many of the protections offered to (for example) accredited diplomats who are caught spying.
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Oh Ro, don't play! You didn't write that last answer. Just for that, we're posting this *amazing* video of you on the View the other day recreating the most infamous Nip/Tuck scene of all infamous Nip/Tuck scenes. It's hott, although Julian needs to take off the hat.
¡Hola, sexy beasts! Put down your coffee and wheel over your office chair - it's time to introduce ourselves.
This is your new home page, obvi, so assume the position and put that finger on your mouse. Before you refresh your screen already hoping for a new post, here's what Las Latinas are all about. Or, our obsessions. Like 'em or not, we at least know we share Heidegger's passions.
Brangelina. Brandon Flowers (why: his voice, his appearance...the list does not go on and on). LL. Beyoncé. Julian McMahon. Hayley Rey. Kitties, cats, katzes. Holly Madison. Engaged and Underage (hell, most shows on MTV). Jigsaw and his ilk. Sean Faris. Awards Season. Rosie O'Donnell/The View/Rosie's blog. Most things gay. Tattoos on shoulder blades.
The list is not exhaustive, but we felt the need to warn you in advance. Our coverage will be vast; our affair with pop culture shall never be extinguished. Irreverence and randomness = the hottest sashes. Yeah, we spell hott with two Ts.
(Oops, we didn't mean to stab you, but you *are* wearing Uggs.)
We're here for you, Britney, and look forward to your somersaulting back into our lives. Bring the snake.
Oh, and rarely - if ever - will we link to Pink is the New Yesterday's News, so enjoy the exception.
We faced the mean streets and lived to get drunk about it. Managing multiple browser windows is the simplest task, so no employer can deter us.
Finally, eternal thanks to Will.i.tran's name suggestion. Here's to you.
So. Dear Reader: come back soon.
