Why is Sean sad/high??
Las Latinas think it might be because he turned 25 yesterday. No need to stress, baby! Aren't you staying busy with a few new movies?
Fine, we'll make it all better...
Tsk tsk. See what happens when we bring the sexual healing? Pinky-swear we never intended to wear you out.
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El Love Calculator says: "The chance of a relationship working out between Las Latinas and Sean Faris is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it."
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¡Hola, sexy beasts! Put down your coffee and wheel over your office chair - it's time to introduce ourselves.
This is your new home page, obvi, so assume the position and put that finger on your mouse. Before you refresh your screen already hoping for a new post, here's what Las Latinas are all about. Or, our obsessions. Like 'em or not, we at least know we share Heidegger's passions.
Brangelina. Brandon Flowers (why: his voice, his appearance...the list does not go on and on). LL. Beyoncé. Julian McMahon. Hayley Rey. Kitties, cats, katzes. Holly Madison. Engaged and Underage (hell, most shows on MTV). Jigsaw and his ilk. Sean Faris. Awards Season. Rosie O'Donnell/The View/Rosie's blog. Most things gay. Tattoos on shoulder blades.
The list is not exhaustive, but we felt the need to warn you in advance. Our coverage will be vast; our affair with pop culture shall never be extinguished. Irreverence and randomness = the hottest sashes. Yeah, we spell hott with two Ts.
(Oops, we didn't mean to stab you, but you *are* wearing Uggs.)
We're here for you, Britney, and look forward to your somersaulting back into our lives. Bring the snake.
Oh, and rarely - if ever - will we link to Pink is the New Yesterday's News, so enjoy the exception.
We faced the mean streets and lived to get drunk about it. Managing multiple browser windows is the simplest task, so no employer can deter us.
Finally, eternal thanks to Will.i.tran's name suggestion. Here's to you.
So. Dear Reader: come back soon.
