K-Fed Falls From Whatever He Could Once Call Grace

In a promotional stunt for Axe deodorant yesterday, Fed-Ex and the "Axe Angels" bounced up and down inside a giant replica can of bodyspray.

In other news, Britney still smells like Cheetos.

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Is Our Long National Nightmare Over?

TMZ tells us that someone told them that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their divorce.

Apparently, K-Fed-Ex will get around $1 million. As for their two kids, Britney and Kevin will have joint custody, sharing physical custody 50/50.

Which we bet means that Kevin gets to feed them pot some days, and Brit has the option of cleaning their belly-buttons with a smooth vodka-Red Bull lotion the rest of the month.